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Every morning at 0800 the MP station does what's called a blotter brief. Allow me to shred everything that is holy by pointing out all the things that are wrong with this little antic. . .

First of all, and most obvious to those who are involved, it is FAR from brief. This mini holiday can last up to an hour and a half, depending on the work load we had the previous day, how many mistakes were made overall and whether or not Godd (Todd) is in a good mood.

On and on he continues throughout the entire session with small comments and rhetorical questions. The thing I find most strange about him is that he has a small speach impediment. Every time he asks his questions, they only turn rhetorical because nobody believes any of them merit a response. Then, as if he has enlightened everyone in the room, or he is smarter and superior to us, or maybe he honestly believes it's funny. . . he laughs ever so sarcasticly. I like to think that he laughs because he really thinks it's funny because he's the only one in the room laughing out of five or six people.

On a closing note I would like to recommend the book Arguing with Idiots by Glenn Beck. I really enjoy Glenn's antics.